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I won’t post the messages asking me to take down Tina Fey’s quote but I would suggest to those people to reread the quote (several of them have asked for their messages to be kept private). Tina Fey is basically saying that 99.99% of us cannot live up to the media’s ideal of “the perfect woman”. I know this quote makes me smile and nod my head saying YES! 

I SO WISH I could make the messages I get public, but I can’t.

truebluemeandyou: Tina Fey Perfect Woman Quote. Reblogging yet again because this has been really misquoted on Tumblr (you don’t believe everything you read on Tumblr, do you?). This quote is from Tina Fey’s book Bossy Pants. My first post to get over 88,000 notes and it’s not even a DIY post! Second highest with over 49,000 notes: DIY Interlocking LEGO Heart Pendants here.


“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”- Tina Fey
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truebluemeandyou: Tina Fey Perfect Woman Quote. Reblogging yet again because this has been really misquoted on Tumblr (you don’t believe everything you read on Tumblr, do you?). This quote is from Tina Fey’s book Bossy Pants. My first post to get over 88,000 notes and it’s not even a DIY post! Second highest with over 49,000 notes: DIY Interlocking LEGO Heart Pendants here.

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”

- Tina Fey

(via truebluemeandyou)

truebluemeandyou: Tina Fey Perfect Woman Quote. My first post to get over 50,000 notes and it’s not even a DIY post! Second highest with over 40,000 notes: DIY Interlocking LEGO Heart Pendants here.

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”- Tina Fey
high res ►

truebluemeandyou: Tina Fey Perfect Woman Quote. My first post to get over 50,000 notes and it’s not even a DIY post! Second highest with over 40,000 notes: DIY Interlocking LEGO Heart Pendants here.

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”

- Tina Fey