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meganzome asked: To announce that I will not read your blog. I despise you. You are a parasite on other bloggers. Took away their glory. It has long wanted to tell you this. And now I saw that even the discussion of master-classes do not find themselves on a Russian website. I checked - you are stealing jobs with delay. Shame on you! I hope someday you will learn how to make their work. I will pray for you.

And this is the “nicer” of the 2 messages from meganzome… seriously. But really, thank you for praying for me - that can never hurt. It’s really curious that I find things on this Russian site you are mentioning about a day after I post them…. hmmmmmmmm…. interesting coincidence.

I’m sorry you despise me and won’t be reading my blog anymore :_(  As usual I find my messages always interesting and endlessly entertaining. Thank you for making me laugh so hard tonight - I love the comic relief :) 

superslyskillzmcfly said: I am so confused. Master classes? What?!

truebluemeandyou: It sounds like I’m part of plot of some kind in Russia? And am stealing jobs? Also confused and amused :)

EDIT: I have some of the most creative readers out there. Thank you for the parodies of this message - your messages were much better than this one :) Especially about my cat avatar.

vanboobsenstein reblogged your photo: DIY Oxblood Lips Tutorial from The Beauty…

maybe they ran out of smoky eye tutorials, did you think about that?

Truebluemeandyou: LOL :)

DIY Ice Cubes and Nutritional Information from food.com here. *Read the reviews of this “recipe” if you want to laugh. First seen on Cake Wrecks Facebook Page. Also check out Rachel Ray’s Late Night Bacon Recipe Reviews from the foodnetwork.com here (the recipe is put strips of bacon on a paper towel and microwave for 4-6 minutes).  
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DIY Ice Cubes and Nutritional Information from food.com here. *Read the reviews of this “recipe” if you want to laugh. First seen on Cake Wrecks Facebook Page. Also check out Rachel Ray’s Late Night Bacon Recipe Reviews from the foodnetwork.com here (the recipe is put strips of bacon on a paper towel and microwave for 4-6 minutes).  

DIY Dog in a Cone by inspiration & realisation here. DIY Elizabethan collar or E-Collar for your pet at the link. Posting because I may need this tutorial one day if my dog swallows another toy (outrageously expensive in the US), and because I appreciate the humor in this post - Dog in a Cone.
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DIY Dog in a Cone by inspiration & realisation here. DIY Elizabethan collar or E-Collar for your pet at the link. Posting because I may need this tutorial one day if my dog swallows another toy (outrageously expensive in the US), and because I appreciate the humor in this post - Dog in a Cone.

theamericankid:

How to play the expanded rock paper scissors game

Truebluemeandyou: If you read my blog you know I love rock-paper-scissors here and here. I wonder if you could make an altoids version of this?
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theamericankid:

How to play the expanded rock paper scissors game

Truebluemeandyou: If you read my blog you know I love rock-paper-scissors here and here. I wonder if you could make an altoids version of this?

thesmithian:

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Truebluemeandyou: After posting a roundup of pinatas on my kids’ blog and then pinata cookies, I love this. Piñata Anatomy by Minneapolis-based Carmichael Lynch of Carmichael Collective.
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thesmithian:

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Truebluemeandyou: After posting a roundup of pinatas on my kids’ blog and then pinata cookies, I love thisPiñata Anatomy by Minneapolis-based Carmichael Lynch of Carmichael Collective.