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truebluemeandyou: Tina Fey Perfect Woman Quote. My first post to get over 50,000 notes and it’s not even a DIY post! Second highest with over 40,000 notes: DIY Interlocking LEGO Heart Pendants here. “Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”- Tina Fey
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truebluemeandyou: Tina Fey Perfect Woman Quote. My first post to get over 50,000 notes and it’s not even a DIY post! Second highest with over 40,000 notes: DIY Interlocking LEGO Heart Pendants here.

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”

- Tina Fey

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